February 2008
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THIS IS HOW I’M AMAZING, HOT.
I. “Amnesia” Sometimes, maybe because I like the smell of booze and so forth, I don’t shower as often as I should like. Friday was one of these days. Work blew ass, I had forgotten to eat or was too tired to eat. Maybe both. I came home in high spirits, anticipating a weekend wrought with peril and steeped in fine grain spirits. I began drinking Heinekens immediately upon arriving home. But, The...
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Faelan is a lightweight.
WARNING: This story is really boring. I suggest you read it before downloading porn. This way, the anticipation built up in your loins will be associated with my writing. I’m good at working my audience. I just did the “shifty eyes” thing. Like McGruff. You know what I’m talking about. Friday night. I get home from work and find The Roommate sitting on the couch. He was on the phone with a...