July 2008
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HEINEKEN IS GODPISS
I could review this beer thoroughly in like, I don’t even know, a million words or something. But let me sum it up with just this one: strippers. Yeah. They don’t put it on the label because wives everywhere would forbid husbands from imbibing, but I can tell you Heineken attracts strippers like a magnet. Allow me to explain… I have no game, and a stripper made out with me in the...